Monday, February 23, 2009

Unfeasible.

When I was old enough to be horny but too young to fully understand how these things worked, I had a recurrent sexual fantasy of coupling up with a guy and staying that way all night, falling asleep with him inside me. I was slightly crushed when I figured out this wouldn't work.

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  1. It really is a pity isn't it? Ah anatomy, thou art a cruel mistress!


    While we're on the subject of anatomy, I'd really like to speak to whoever came up with the idea of external genitalia in the first place...

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  2. hrm.. I dunno... I've almost fallen asleep with my man still in me... He often just falls on top of me when we're done, which we both enjoy. If I'm exhausted enough I'm often half asleep before either of us moves and he stays mostly in. Not the same as a hard cock, but I can still feel him, and it *is* nice.

    Oh the other hand.... I have.. erm.. fallen asleep while wanking with my silicone dildos inside me, and sorta slept all night like that, and I have to say that is NOT comfortable at all. They are too hard, and it's just.. It's not easy to actually rest when you have something hard pressing on your gpot and uterus!

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  3. I'm pretty sure Tristan Taormino once said it was possible to do that anally, but the only worry was either of you moving in the night.

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  4. I once had a girlfriend who would get angry at me, because she believed we could do that, if I'd only try hard enough....

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  5. I'd have to guess that, when the various male/female secretions dried around the organs involved, that the separation of the two next morning would be rather like pulling a band-aid off of your skin.

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